Thursday, May 7, 2009
Damir Dokic strikes again. Phew - what a loony. And isn't it interesting that it is always someone else at fault. When he was banned by Wimbledon for threatening a vendor over the price of salmon, it was Wimbledon who were at fault. And now it is Australia's fault that his daughter, tennis player Jelena Dokic, has claimed that her father physically abused her. So to this fruit basket, the obvious response was to call the Australian embassy in Belgrade and threaten to turn a 'bazooka' onto an embassy vehicle. But then when, naturally, police were called in to check the idiot out, they found homemade bombs and an a significant array of firearms at his place.
Now if you're going to dumb something incredibly dumb like threaten an embassy, it doesn't take a lot of brains to realise that the police will be calling around pretty soon afterwards, so why keep a supply of stuff on hand like that?
So congratulations Damir, you eff-wit - you're the next winner of my Popsicle Award for only having a Popsicle stick keeping your ears apart.